A 24-karat gold vape pen is just one of the many luxurious items in the Oscars gift bag this year. The list includes a cannabis-infused chocolate tasting for a group, 25-thousand bucks worth of cosmetic procedures, 12-days on a yacht, two spa trips, custom-designed bulletproof doors and a year of matchmaking service.
And a few other things.
Like a smart bra.
Oh, the only thing we could actually afford to buy ourselves-- A Pepperidge Farm Dark Chocolate Milano two-pack.
All nominees will receive the swag bag worth nearly 150-thousand dollars. (Actually, Forbes puts the figure a little higher, at $215,000...but that only matters when it comes to the IRS figuring out the taxes, right?)
And it and doesn't really come in a bag. It's so big, it comes in suitcases delivered to nominees this week.
The 92nd annual Academy Awards is Sunday.
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