Here's hoping you never have to do this... but should the need arise, this guy will show you how.
The gas mask is a bit much, but the eyes need to be shielded somehow. And the bullet proof vest isn't something everyone has around the house either. Me? I'm grabbing my son's catching gear!
Ok, so that was from Halloween (Chip Nelson from 96.1 The Rocket providing comic relief in the background). But I'm prepared...