You may not remember the old Art Linkletter show, "Kids Say The Darnedest Things"... but they're not the only ones!
As we head into Mother's Day weekend, let's share a few of the things Moms say that make us smile... or wince.
And please understand that most of the time, Mom says these things to protect you... or out of desperation, which YOU probably caused.
So be sweet... and mind your P's & Q's for Mom!
Mind your p’s and q’s!! I still don’t know what p’s n q’s stand for?? 😂 #FunnyThingsMomsSay— BrainyJayney (@BrainyJayney) May 9, 2018
I brought you into this world and I can take you out.#FunnyThingsMomsSay— Sharley (@MermaidOnTV) May 9, 2018
mom "you better behave when the family is over for dinner"— honestly! (@famreview) May 9, 2018
me "why are they even coming? don't they have food at home?"
mom holding sandal; "did you understand? or do i explain?"#FunnyThingsMomsSay pic.twitter.com/pn08vSmtg8
#FunnyThingsMomsSay I have eyes in the back of my head— Helen Aversa Meccia (@Helen4kidz) May 9, 2018
#funnythingsmomssay....... the Facebook— J (@troyzgirl33) May 9, 2018
Your face will get stuck like that.— Bear with Me (@Bearwithmeblog) May 9, 2018
#FunnyThingsMomsSay close that door your letting the air out, while the windows are down— Derrick B (@69Dwyze69) May 9, 2018
I don't care what James and Chris' parents let them do. You aren't going skydiving because God didn't give us wings. #FunnyThingsMomsSay— Elliot Conner (@ECbball3) May 9, 2018
#FunnyThingsMomsSay— 🤘gimme80smusic🤘 (@80sjams) May 9, 2018
Mom:Wait 30 minutes before you swim...
Me: Mom, I had three chips!!?!
Mom:You want to get cramps and drown??