Well, this is a bit disappointing.
Just when we thought Bama Coach Nick Saban was human like the rest of us and forgot to fill up the tank before taking the boat out (or that one of the players was REALLY in trouble for not doing a job), we find out that wasn't the problem after all.
It was mechanical failure. Not the coach or his players. It was the boat.
But don't let that stop you from enjoying this video one more time...
Click here for Saban's explanation of what really happened--