Shark Week puts everyone in a bit of a shark frenzy, but this is too dumb to be real.
Does this sound like something off one of those dumb teen movies? I can totally see "Drake & Josh" involved in a crazy caper like this.
But it gets even better (or dumber....)
They advertised it for sale on Facebook.
HELEN GOES HOME: The shark stolen out of the San Antonio Aquarium in, of all things, a BABY STROLLER... is now home safe! #whatnext #LiveAtSunrise @KRCG13 https://t.co/Qrd4wquAFG pic.twitter.com/0wCfJv98nc— Katie Moeller (@KatieKRCG13) July 31, 2018
Texas authorities found a shark that was stolen from the San Antonio Aquarium by three suspects who concealed the animal in a stroller. https://t.co/JGIcdmsCVO— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) July 31, 2018
Shark stolen from San Antonio aquarium returned. Guess it was just a loan shark— Emotionally Mature Gambino (@AdamWolf77) July 31, 2018
So I see a shark was stolen from an aquarium in Texas. I can't help but think Ace Ventura was helping in this. 😂— Suzie Penelope (@suziepenelope14) July 31, 2018
When you listen to the “baby shark do do do do” song too much— LT. (@lindaphile) July 31, 2018
Shark stolen from Texas aquarium has been recovered https://t.co/lgQQpLSEMC
And just in case you're unfamiliar with that song....
Be warned. It will get stuck in your head all day.
We've all seen signs that say "Look, But Don't Touch".
Maybe, since this was a touch tank, they should post a new sign--
"Touch, But Don't Take"