Words escape me.
But there it is... video of the unicorn rescue in Minnesota.
Wouldn't you love to see the official police report!
INCIDENT: Unicorn Rescue
SITUATION: Women riding a giant unicorn became stuck in the weeks on the lake. Officers were able to lasso unicorn and pull them to shore.
And just asking.... if they were DUI, would it be DUUI (Driving Unicorn Under the Influence)?
Driving by a local lake we observed a bunch of women in a 🌈🦄 stuck in the weeds...Yes a rainbow unicorn... With a handful of laughs and some mad rescue roping skills they were pulled back to the dock! #wherestheglitter pic.twitter.com/qCyhfJqAa9— Chisago Co Sheriff (@ChisagoCountySO) August 11, 2018
We are an equal opportunity help provider.— Chisago Co Sheriff (@ChisagoCountySO) August 12, 2018
I ***WANT """TO KNOW<<<WHERE """THEY GOT THE **** UNICORN FLOAT!!!!!***** 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄— KATHERINE HARGROVE (@KATHERINEHARG13) August 13, 2018
Hope you guys are around when we run the flamingo into trouble... pic.twitter.com/xHaJnK16RA— Lori Nelson (@LoriNelson1965) August 12, 2018
Police saved a group of women stranded on a unicorn float https://t.co/wAYvIziSOz— TIME (@TIME) August 12, 2018