Stop The Mayo Madness!

First, they mixed mayo and ketchup and gave us Mayochup. I still look at it funny when I see it in the grocery store

Now look what they've done! Heinz has mixed mayo and mustard for Mayomust... and mayo with barbecue sauce for Mayocue.

It's mayo madness! Make it stop!

Admittedly, I'm not much for mayo. (Though I do acknowledge its necessity for a BLT and in chicken salad...)

But all these mayo mashups are making me cringe. Do we really need someone to mix our condiments together for us?

I think not. But I may be outvoted. Obviously, Mayochup has been enough of a success to warrant trying these. We'll see how they do on the grocery shelves.

 
 
 
 
 

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