So the other day, the Noblesville, Indiana Police department found itself rounding up an unusual suspect-- an escaped cow! (I know, right? It's No-Bulls-ville, and they have a cow on the run. How weird is that?)
And we probably wouldn't have said anything about it, except for the part where the cow ran through traffic toward Chick-Fil-A.
We still don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but we have a pretty good idea why the cow did!