Dolly Parton has never ridden any of the rides at Dollywood. Why?
There are actually several reasons, but one leaves us with a stunning mental image.
Picture, if you will, Dolly strapped into a roller coaster and as it makes its descent at incredible speeds, this giant mop of blond curls goes flying!
Now THAT would be a viral video! We've seen similar, but Dolly? That would be huge.
And she knows that. She also has a way of answering a reporter's question that is uniquely Dolly, like her answer about the rides.
Blushing just a bit...