"Someone adopt this hot mess! We promise you won't regret it!"
So what makes Billy Bob the mastiff a hot mess?
Well, he weighs over a hundred pounds. His tongue hangs out. He doesn't ride well in cars.
He smells.
And food is his main motivation, though I'm a bit skeptical of their claim that he might mistake your arm for a cheeseburger.
The post by Burke County Animal Services in North Carolina has gone viral for its honesty. And hopefully it will help him find a home.
If you're looking for a fur-ever friend, contact a shelter near you. I'm thinking there are lots of hot mess dogs (and cats) out there!
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