You Can Buy Crotchless Jeans for $570

This may be the greatest idea ever, and I'm just out of touch with the trends. (My wife will tell you that's entirely possible, believe me). But somehow, I can't understand why crotchless jeans would ever become a thing. 

Here's a photo of the jeans, which are available at a website called Forward by Elyse Walker -- or fwrd.com. To their credit, they actually call this fashion idea "detachable button down pants." But when there's denim, a top part (for the belt, I assume), and leggings; there's really only one thing missing.

Which begs the question: Why? I mean, they don't look terrible. You might even think they look sexy on the right person. But then, a good pair of jeans of the non-detachable variety will also look sexy on the right person. 

I don't expect many people will wear these detachable jeans out grocery shopping. Although I'd like to see that video -- the looks would be priceless! And maybe that's the point.

The jeans cost $570, which begs another question: Why does it cost so much more to get so much less fabric? 

Hey, at least they look better than the ones that come with built-in mud stains

 

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