Well, this is odd. A couple of guys in Jacksonville decided to (allegedly) steal a utility pole that had come down during Hurricane Irma. When police pulled over the SUV (which didn't stand out at all, right?), the men said that they were just moving it because it laying too close to the traffic lanes.
"Officer, I was just trying to help keep everyone safe....!"
Police checked the pawn database, only to find that one of these guys had more than 70 scrap metal transactions this year!
Let the Twitter mocking begin...